plum 1 whispers to plum 2: "do you think she'd go out with me? I've heard kiwis are like pineapples, 'spunky on the outside but sweet on the inside'." plum 2 replies: "no, it's 'spiky on the outside and mushy on the outside. I'm telling you man, don't waste your time on that one."
"I don't want to go to the Halloween party either."
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"at least they don't come after you with their teeth!"
I need to give it some thought, but what is the single fruit? I can tell it's 2 plums, but what's the other?
ReplyDelete"Eat me, Eat me"
ReplyDeleteTo quote the M&M commercial, "That's not the guest list, that's the menu." LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe fuzzy guy is a kiwi :)
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ReplyDeleteIt's the post titled Are You Ready For Camp
ReplyDeleteI haven't got a clue but I would love to eat the kiwi. I love those.
ReplyDeleteplum 1 whispers to plum 2:
ReplyDelete"man, I thought I was ugly."
plum 1 whispers to plum 2:
ReplyDelete"do you think she'd go out with me? I've heard kiwis are like pineapples, 'spunky on the outside but sweet on the inside'."
plum 2 replies:
"no, it's 'spiky on the outside and mushy on the outside. I'm telling you man, don't waste your time on that one."
First plum to the second plum: "didn't I tell you Charlotte that those guys from
ReplyDelete'down under' are sooo hairy, but sweet."