Not fair.

This is me and Mr. Junkfood.  Although we may look like enemies, we actually hang out a lot.  

Unfortunately.

I've come up with a solution.  It's called the "Clean Teeth and Hydrated Plan for Staying Healthy".  Basically, I find it a nuisance to go and brush my teeth random times throughout the day.  After meals is enough.  Also, I have a horrible relationship with glasses of water.  I know I should drink them, but it's just plain not fun.  So my solution to junk food:

Every time I eat something I probably shouldn't, I have to drink a glass of water and brush my teeth.

(ya right that's gonna happen...)

I figure these punishments will give me good clean teeth (if I don't overbrush them, which is another incentive to not eat what I shouldn't), and help me get the water I should be drinking every day.

Ta Da!  Problem solved!

Or is it?

How on earth am I supposed to resist another when the first informs me that I make everything lovely?  

"Aww!  Thanks!  

Now what does the next one say?"

-Becka