This is me and Mr. Junkfood. Although we may look like enemies, we actually hang out a lot.
I've come up with a solution. It's called the "Clean Teeth and Hydrated Plan for Staying Healthy". Basically, I find it a nuisance to go and brush my teeth random times throughout the day. After meals is enough. Also, I have a horrible relationship with glasses of water. I know I should drink them, but it's just plain not fun. So my solution to junk food:
Every time I eat something I probably shouldn't, I have to drink a glass of water and brush my teeth.
(ya right that's gonna happen...)
I figure these punishments will give me good clean teeth (if I don't overbrush them, which is another incentive to not eat what I shouldn't), and help me get the water I should be drinking every day.
Ta Da! Problem solved!
Or is it?
How on earth am I supposed to resist another when the first informs me that I make everything lovely?
Now what does the next one say?"